Joel Crow has HPV, and he will not tell you. He’ll tell you it’s a hair bump, but do not be fooled. HPV is REAL, and I caught it from him. The first time we had relations he was willing to do so without a condom, not even really knowing me very well. I had an abnormal pap, and I tested positive for HPV not long after sleeping with him. He likes to sweet talk, but will omit the fact that he has HPV.