Sean Campbell

March 30, 2015 // 2 Comments

So this 28 year old firefighter likes to think he puts out most fires in the underage pants of half the college girls in Gainesville. His name is Sean Campbell and would tell a lie if the truth could save his life. He lives in his truck, floats around to different girls houses at night when he’s not sleeping at the fire station. He has no intelligence what-so-ever, thinks he is the alpha male everywhere he goes when in reality anyone can obtain that look with the amount of steroids he’s on, and the biggest homophobe on the planet earth but LOVES multiple fingers in his ass. I think the University of Florida should put their brains to good use and run some tests to see how someone with this many STD’s still has a penis that hasn’t fallen off from the amount of girls he gives it to.

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